GOLD: Stuff white people like

A new blog that just started up this year and has taken the blogging world by storm. It is a tongue-in-cheek look at what white people like. It is scary how accurate it is. Check it out

Here is a passage from

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”

Though it is unlikely that they will receive this call, White people hate the idea of missing an opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities because they weren’t wearing the right clothes.

If you plan on spending part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance” t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.

via In my atmosphere


Zac Martin said...

Scarily accurate indeed and hilariously funny. Also liking In My Atmosphere. Cheers for the links.

Julian Cole said...

yeah it is good to find other melbourne planning bloggers!