2008, boy I wished that happened



WOW, What a year! Bronze Moggie in the bag, congrats to Jonathan for taking out the big one.

Here is my list of stuff I wished had happened to me in 2008

Social Media Project I wished I got off the ground: Telstra Bigpond Twitter, these guys need some massive props, I think they were the first real big Australian players to do something awesome and meaningful in Social Media.

Blog I wished I wrote: Truly Heinous, I found this blog yesterday and it is my new favourite read. It is like Imnotantisocial and Aktifmag had a blog baby and created awesomeness.

Degree I wished I'd finished: That old Masters in Marketing at Monash will be still waiting for me in 2019. I have got 4 units left but am struggling to find the motivation to finish it.

Video I wished I created: Hmm, it is close between

Trent from Punchy


or

this remix of Kersal Massive


Animal I wished I had become: NARWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL I got a Narwal t-shirt in The Population Kris Kringle. To get you all excited for the t shirt, I will be wearing for Friday morning breakfasts here is some Narwal photos.
An early depiction of the first Narwal (hence the resemblance to its father the Unicorn)

More Polar Bears are killed by Narwals each year than Global Warming

They roll around in crews of 10 to 100, kind of like the G-Unit of the sea

Narwals are hunted for their horns (most hunters vechile of choice is Helicopter, used fot quick escape), these guys messed with the wrong Narwal, they ripped out his horn and then he went nuts and nearly ate the Helicopter


Moral of the story: Narwals Rock!

23 comments:

Stanley Johnson said...

I hear a Revenge of the Narwal script has been doing the rounds of Hollywood studios for quite some time. Apparently Leonard DiCaprio was attached for a while, but pulled out to work on the much anticipated sequel to Titanic.

Anonymous said...

ahhahah the G unit of the sea. amazing.

This clip could be the next Trent from Punchy and epitomises why i love Australia.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kX_uXl7wQks

Julian Cole said...

Ben you been hanging out in the good spots since you been down in Melbourne! This is not surprising at all when I heard the first mention of Croydon.

Stan Lee is the Narwhal movie and Titanic 2 the same movie? Pretty sure I read the script and it is just about a dope Narwhal who decided to ram the biggest boat in the ocean cause it needed to assert its dominance. The climax to the movie is when DiCaprio is in an underwater cagefight with a Narwhal and gets owned. Narwhals FTW!

Me said...

thanks for the assloads of traffic Julian. I'm about 30 page views away from quitting my full time job to become a professional blogger.

Who do I send my invoices to?

Anonymous said...

that helicopter pic looks like a shark than narwal O_O

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of thing I try to teach people. Can we expect a sequel?

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